So why do you need an inflatable husband?
All your friends will like him
He won't upset your parents
<li>Always willing to please </li>
<li>Does not watch football </li>
<li>Never breaks wind </li>
<li>Always faithfull </li>
<li>Never at the pub </li>
<li>And he floats!</li>
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